Sunday, May 18, 2008
Legend Hotel's telemarketing people are a bunch of
assholes.
And my internet is a
dumbass.
Let me explain on the internet first.
Streamyx is being the usual
bitchtard; making my internet connection like shit.Probably doing the usual round of taking away my priviledge of connectivity and spreading it all over to the other areas or something. When Im infront of the pc,it goes
off.When Im not there, my MSN Messenger will make my status
online!WTF?!? grrrr...!
Now to the
'BEST' part. About the
Legend Hotel's telemarketers. They have a
reaaaaaally weird way of marketing their stuff to the public.
REALLY! Ok, so the story goes like this. I was cleaning up, waiting for a call from
'someone', and I heard my handphone. So I ran for it, and end up being curious about this KL number. I picked up, and a really
sengau voice of a guy started talking about the Legend Hotel's promotion and crap.Saying if I went for the function I would get a free stay. I
rejected. He said the terms & condition is that I have to be
27 yrs old and above
(odd age limit but whatever.) And I said I cant then. He suddenly asks how old am I.
18. And will u believe it, he starts asking where I stay and crap. I just said
KL. He blabbered bout how big KL is and he just said he lives in Sentul.
Oooookaaay... And to end the whole conversation he had the guts to say;
"Okay then...I'll sms you tonight k??" ... seriously.
WTF!!?!?!?!?!Right after I put down the phone, he smsed me. I really had no heart sms-ing him I was
shocked at my
mean-ness. But he deserved it. Here's some of the sms's. Sorry, it's mostly in
malay.Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: hey yana...
**wrong spelling!!!strike 1!**Me: emm hi... name i diana lar... u mamat legend hotel sengal tdi tu ekk
Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: aik, u cakap i sengal plak.naughty u ni.tak baik tau.my name is ariff..
**OMG! he actually has a NAAME!**Me: emm ok..dah memang u sengal pown. so macam mane u dapat nombor i?
Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: Random call tadi I buat then dengar suara u macam best. so I ngorat u terus..
** GAG!!!!!GAGG!!!strike 2!!! make that 3 already.**Me: Uhhh..ok..u ni bukan je sengal, weird pulak tu...
Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: Ehh..lebih2 pulak.. jahat arr..
**OFCOURSE!!!**Ok.I got bored of him and just didnt reply back.In hopes of him not disturbing me anymore.
Tough luck.He smsed me again
today!!!
Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: U katne? I free today, jom jumpa jap.
**WTF!?!?**Me: Siapa ni?
Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: Ariff. Legend hotel. U tak save my number?
**duhh.NO!** Me:Owh.. Tak.
Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: U free tak? I datang jumpa u...
**yucks!NOO!**Me:Uhh tak.Kalau I free pon I tak nak jumpa u. Bukannye kenal pon. entah2 u orang gila import dari bangladesh ke apa i taktau kan...
**Yes, I really said that**Dumbass Legend Hotel Dude: Eee. jahat siot u ni. Sampai hati ekk.takpe arr.bye.
And he was
fiiiinaally gone.
THANK GOD! -.-
Ok. Better get back to work again.
Scanogram-ing!! wekk.
huhuhu. awaiting for the arrival of
someone. yiiishhh.
lembab.
♥Bid Farewell